kuroenigma:

s0mmerspr0ssen:

For his recently published picture book Freckles (Splice Pictures Publishing), the Swiss photographer Reto Caduff has taken pictures of freckled women all over Europe. His pictures prove: freckles are beautiful. Don’t hide yourself in the shade! I think what I love about this the most is the vast diversity of people who are blessed with freckles. (x)

I have never ever understood why freckles are considered ugly.

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

It’s been one year with my bae. #oneyear #anniversary #trulove ACS❤️LEJ 5eva

It’s been one year with my bae. #oneyear #anniversary #trulove ACS❤️LEJ 5eva

hotwinger:

Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • My mothafuckin acne
  • How mothafuckin tired I look
  • My mothafuckin future
  • My mothafuckin eating habits

Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:

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LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.

celtickaye:

jackburtonsays:

laterovaries:

larouau12:

breakfasteverymidnight:

Sexy even drinking a beer!!!

…in Siena, on the Piazza del Campo tho…

Tongue…..gaaaaaaahhhhhhh……

two things: 1. HOT.DAMN. All that is working for me.

2. How old was he when he did this? Wasn’t he at least 23-24ish? Because this mofo looks like he’s 17…I was going to say something about feeling like a dirty old woman but I am one and don’t give a shit.

I certainly reached the stage of “dirty old woman and don’t give a shit” much younger than I expected. And this man … is almost entirely to blame.

(Source: maxtonpulse)

neyagawa:

literallysame:

so this guy met perez hilton and

this was beyond my wildest dreams

fallingwinter78:

tastefullyoffensive:

Part One [doghousediaries]

Polite scorn of a Canadian… Hey I can do that!


Many large kidney stones.

fallingwinter78:

tastefullyoffensive:

Part One [doghousediaries]

Polite scorn of a Canadian… Hey I can do that!

Many large kidney stones.

reginacordium:

Well Mr. Darcy and I are basically the same person bc I like to stare at attractive people from afar and I’m really bad at making conversation

applejackismyhomegirl:

shoesxships:

girldork:

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.

"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"

(Source: clarabosswald)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

(Source: starlingesque)

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

twistedsoup:

neverrwhere:

missanniehall:

Galaxy Quest (1999)

I had originally not wanted to see Galaxy Quest because I heard that it was making fun of Star Trek. Then Jonathan Frakes rang me up and said ‘You must not miss this movie! See it on a Saturday night in a full theater.’ And I did, and of course I found it was brilliant. Brilliant. No one laughed louder or longer in the cinema than I did. - Patrick Stewart

Galaxy Quest is a cinematic masterpiece and if you believe otherwise you should seek help immediately

One of my favourite facts is that George Takei has called it “chillingly realistic”.