hotwinger:

Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • My mothafuckin acne
  • How mothafuckin tired I look
  • My mothafuckin future
  • My mothafuckin eating habits

Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:

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LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.

celtickaye:

jackburtonsays:

laterovaries:

larouau12:

breakfasteverymidnight:

Sexy even drinking a beer!!!

…in Siena, on the Piazza del Campo tho…

Tongue…..gaaaaaaahhhhhhh……

two things: 1. HOT.DAMN. All that is working for me.

2. How old was he when he did this? Wasn’t he at least 23-24ish? Because this mofo looks like he’s 17…I was going to say something about feeling like a dirty old woman but I am one and don’t give a shit.

I certainly reached the stage of “dirty old woman and don’t give a shit” much younger than I expected. And this man … is almost entirely to blame.

(Source: maxtonpulse)

neyagawa:

literallysame:

so this guy met perez hilton and

this was beyond my wildest dreams

fallingwinter78:

tastefullyoffensive:

Part One [doghousediaries]

Polite scorn of a Canadian… Hey I can do that!


Many large kidney stones.

fallingwinter78:

tastefullyoffensive:

Part One [doghousediaries]

Polite scorn of a Canadian… Hey I can do that!

Many large kidney stones.

reginacordium:

Well Mr. Darcy and I are basically the same person bc I like to stare at attractive people from afar and I’m really bad at making conversation

applejackismyhomegirl:

shoesxships:

girldork:

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.

"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"

(Source: clarabosswald)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

(Source: starlingesque)

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

twistedsoup:

neverrwhere:

missanniehall:

Galaxy Quest (1999)

I had originally not wanted to see Galaxy Quest because I heard that it was making fun of Star Trek. Then Jonathan Frakes rang me up and said ‘You must not miss this movie! See it on a Saturday night in a full theater.’ And I did, and of course I found it was brilliant. Brilliant. No one laughed louder or longer in the cinema than I did. - Patrick Stewart

Galaxy Quest is a cinematic masterpiece and if you believe otherwise you should seek help immediately

One of my favourite facts is that George Takei has called it “chillingly realistic”.

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

(Source: thedailyprophet)

little-howie-lovecraft:

yeffyaboyuice:

mechafaux:

i make a lot of bird friends

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little-howie-lovecraft:

yeffyaboyuice:

mechafaux:

i make a lot of bird friends

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(Source: crownofbirds)